Year 7, Weeks 40-42 (October 22 – November 11)


Friends, I won’t lie to you – it was very, very hard for me to synthesize the news this cycle. This is a rough time for many Americans, between present horrors and the specter of next year’s election, and I don’t see that improving anytime soon. But I am here, and I will continue to try to make it bearable, and I will continue to call for us to exercise our humanity. As Elie Wiesel said, “I continue to cling to words because it is up to us to transform them into instruments of comprehension rather than contempt.”

Standard standing reminders still apply: I may be rounding out my seventh year of journalism, but I summarize news within my areas of expertise. NNR summaries often contain some detailed analysis that’s outside my expertise–I’m a lawyer, not a continuance!–but all offroad adventures are marked with an asterisk. And, of course, for the things that are within my lane, I’m offering context that shouldn’t be considered legal advice. Okay, I think that’s about it for the disclaimers.  Onward to the news!     


Cleanup in Aisle 45:


We continue to run 45 stories on the Election Rejection front, and I don’t see that changing anytime soon. Here’s what has happened since last time:


Meanwhile, the Biden Rebuilding front is really more the Why Is the House Like This front this cycle.  Here’s what I have for you:


Your New Normal:


The Bad:


The Good:

  • Recent Labor Wins. We had several additional favorable strike settlements this cycle. The UAW reached a deal with GM, ending a six-week auto strike with record wage increases. And SAG-AFTRA reached a deal last Thursday, marking the end of an incredible 118-day strike with protections against AI and another significant wage increase. Progress!

So that’s what I have for you, and I think we can agree it was more than enough. For making it through, you deserve this porcupette guitar solo and a more functional government.  I’ll be back next time with more restructured and improved news, and I hope you will be back as well–but in the meantime, feel free to ping the National News Roundup ask box, which is there for your constructive comments.  Send me questions! Send me feedback! Send me more hours in the day!

Year 7, Week 38-39 (October 8-21)


Secret voting! Kenneth Chesebro! Agents of Egypt! The news has really outdone itself this cycle with its general… now-ness. I recommend the application of ice cream.

Standard standing reminders still apply: I may be well into my seventh year of journalism, but I summarize news within my areas of expertise. NNR summaries often contain some detailed analysis that’s outside my expertise–I’m a lawyer, not a gag order!–but all offroad adventures are marked with an asterisk. And, of course, for the things that are within my lane, I’m offering context that shouldn’t be considered legal advice. Okay, I think that’s about it for the disclaimers.  Onward to the news!     


Cleanup in Aisle 45:


We’re now back to 45 stories on the Election Rejection front, as the House nonsense gets its own section. Here’s what has happened since last time:


We also have a handful of odds and ends on the Biden Rebuilding front, though things were pretty upstaged by everything else going on.  Here’s what I have for you:


Your New Normal:


The Bad:


The Good:


So that’s what I have for you, and I’m sorry, there are no news refunds. For making it through, you deserve this reluctant heffalump and a more functional government.  I’ll be back next time with more restructured and improved news, and I hope you will be back as well–but in the meantime, feel free to ping the National News Roundup ask box, which is there for your constructive comments.  Send me questions! Send me feedback! Send me pumpkin spice flavored things!

Year 7, Week 36 to 37 (September 24 – October 7)


Well folks, I sure picked a time to restart the NNR. (Thank you for your patience over these last few weeks while I sorted out a very frenetic time, by the way.) We’re not going to do a deep dive into this week’s international stories, such as Israel’s declaration of war on Hamas or the massive earthquake in Afghanistan, because there’s so much news just on the national front. But suffice to say, there’s a lot happening on the global stage right now too.

Standard standing reminders still apply: I may be well into my seventh year of journalism, but I summarize news within my areas of expertise. NNR summaries often contain some detailed analysis that’s outside my expertise–I’m a lawyer, not a motion to vacate!–but all offroad adventures are marked with an asterisk. And, of course, for the things that are within my lane, I’m offering context that shouldn’t be considered legal advice. Okay, I think that’s about it for the disclaimers.  Onward to the news!     


Cleanup in Aisle 45:


We have a change from our usual fare for Election Rejection stories this cycle, but it’s nonetheless a wild ride. Here’s what has happened since last time:


We also have a handful of odds and ends on the Biden Rebuilding front, though I’m not loving most of them.  Here’s what I have for you:


Your New Normal:


The Bad:


The Good:


So that’s what I have for you, and I think we can agree it was more than enough. For making it through, you deserve this excited dove dance and a more functional government.  I’ll be back next time with more restructured and improved news, and I hope you will be back as well–but in the meantime, feel free to ping the National News Roundup ask box, which is there for your constructive comments.  Send me questions! Send me feedback! Send me several extra hours of sleep!

Year 7, Week 31 to 33 (August 13–September 2)


Good gravy, does the news pile up if I let the cycle go an extra week. This cycle’s NNR will be extra jam-packed, though I did my best to keep the overall length the same. I can’t promise the content is fun to read. (That said, I personally find that reading about 45’s indictments never gets old.)

Standard standing reminders still apply: I may be well into my seventh year of journalism, but I summarize news within my areas of expertise. NNR summaries often contain some detailed analysis that’s outside my expertise–I’m a lawyer, not a drug price!–but all offroad adventures are marked with an asterisk. And, of course, for the things that are within my lane, I’m offering context that shouldn’t be considered legal advice. Okay, I think that’s about it for the disclaimers.  Onward to the news!     


Cleanup in Aisle 45:


I think at this point, we can just assume that Election Rejection stories will involve 45 for the duration. Here’s what has happened since last time:


We have a surprising glut of news this cycle on the Biden Rebuilding front, possibly because the House Republicans are kind of forcing the point.  Here’s what I have for you:


Your New Normal:


The Bad:


The Good:


So that’s what I have for you, and I think we can agree it was more than enough. For making it through, you deserve this canine betrayal and a more functional government.  I’ll be back next time with more restructured and improved news, and I hope you will be back as well–but in the meantime, feel free to ping the National News Roundup ask box, which is there for your constructive comments.  Send me questions! Send me feedback! Send me energy for unpacking things!

Year 7, Week 29 and 30 (July 30–August 12)


I return triumphant from my one-week engagement in the woods, and good gravy, there’s a lot to report. I’ll do my best to cover all the highlights and lowlights; this is a news cycle that is quite a ride. As always, my inbox is here if you have any questions.

Standard standing reminders still apply: I may be well into my seventh year of journalism, but I summarize news within my areas of expertise. NNR summaries often contain some detailed analysis that’s outside my expertise–I’m a lawyer, not an indictment!–but all offroad adventures are marked with an asterisk. And, of course, for the things that are within my lane, I’m offering context that shouldn’t be considered legal advice. Okay, I think that’s about it for the disclaimers.  Onward to the news!     


Cleanup in Aisle 45:


This week is yet another drink from the gross firehose, as Election Rejection stories involve 45 yet again. Here’s what has happened:


There are a handful of odds and ends on the Biden Rebuilding front, largely involving courts unpausing policies.  Here’s what I have for you:


Your New Normal:


The Bad:


The Good:


So that’s what I have for you, and I think we can agree it was more than enough. For making it through, you deserve this canine betrayal and a more functional government.  I’ll be back next time with more restructured and improved news, and I hope you will be back as well–but in the meantime, feel free to ping the National News Roundup ask box, which is there for your constructive comments.  Send me questions! Send me feedback! Send me energy for unpacking things!

Year 7, Week 27 and 28 (July 16-29)


As I’m sure folks have figured out by now, we are indeed moving to a biweekly cycle–the feedback overwhelmingly skewed in a “yes please save yourself” direction. It’s very possible (and in fact likely) that we’ll need to switch back once Criminal Election Season is truly underway, but for now, we’ll all take this opportunity to breathe. I’m sure we’ll all need it.

Standard standing reminders still apply: I may be well into my seventh year of journalism, but I summarize news within my areas of expertise. NNR summaries often contain some detailed analysis that’s outside my expertise–I’m a lawyer, not a tree trimmer!–but all offroad adventures are marked with an asterisk. And, of course, for the things that are within my lane, I’m offering context that shouldn’t be considered legal advice. Okay, I think that’s about it for the disclaimers.  Onward to the news!     


Cleanup in Aisle 45:


Boy howdy are we drinking from a gross firehose regarding–I’ve got 45 Election Rejection stories, and a Mitch ain’t one. Here’s what has happened:


After about a million years of fiscal news, the main news story on the Biden Rebuilding front this time is immigration-related.  Here’s what I have for you:


Your New Normal:


The Bad:


The Good:


So that’s what I have for you, and I’m sorry, there are no news refunds. For making it through, you deserve this dazed snack session and a more functional government.  I’ll be back next time with more restructured and improved news, and I hope you will be back as well–but in the meantime, feel free to ping the National News Roundup ask box, which is there for your constructive comments.  Send me questions! Send me feedback! Send me good weather for this week’s camping trip!

Year 7, Week 25 and 26 (July 2-15)


Welcome back, folks–thank you for your patience! On a related note, I’m considering moving the NNR to a biweekly schedule, while things are still relatively calm over the summer. Let me know your opinion, if you have one! Okay, that’s all the news about the news. Let’s talk about July so far.

Standard standing reminders still apply: I may be well into my seventh year of journalism, but I summarize news within my areas of expertise. NNR summaries often contain some detailed analysis that’s outside my expertise–I’m a lawyer, not a continuance!–but all offroad adventures are marked with an asterisk. And, of course, for the things that are within my lane, I’m offering context that shouldn’t be considered legal advice. Okay, I think that’s about it for the disclaimers.  Onward to the news!    


Cleanup in Aisle 45:


There’s less news coming in, but we’re still stuck on 45 for the original flavor Election Rejection for now. Here’s what has happened:


For yet another week, the main news story on the Biden Rebuilding front is financial.  Here’s what I have for you:


Your New Normal:


The Bad:


The Good:


So that’s what I have for you, and I’m sorry, there are no news refunds. For making it through, you deserve this bear’s playground jaunt and a more functional government.  I’ll be back next week with more restructured and improved news, and I hope you will be back as well–but in the meantime, feel free to ping the National News Roundup ask box, which is there for your constructive comments.  Send me questions! Send me feedback! Send me your opinions on a bi-weekly schedule!

Year 7, Week 23 and 24 (June 18–July 1)


Folks, thank you for your patience while I navigated Report Season–until I get my hands on that cloning technology, some weeks do be like this. In the meantime, we’ve had a truly impressive run of bad, weird news over the past couple of weeks. Some, like the OceanGate submersible implosion, whatever it is Elon Musk is currently doing with twitter, and the Wagner company abortive uprising in Russia, are juuust outside the current purview of the NNR. Others, like the past week’s constitution-breaking SCOTUS session, will definitely be covered below.

Standard standing reminders still apply: I may be well into my seventh year of journalism, but I summarize news within my areas of expertise. NNR summaries often contain some detailed analysis that’s outside my expertise–I’m a lawyer, not an opinion!–but all offroad adventures are marked with an asterisk. And, of course, for the things that are within my lane, I’m offering context that shouldn’t be considered legal advice. Okay, I think that’s about it for the disclaimers.  Onward to the news!     


Cleanup in Aisle 45:


We’re still stuck on 45 for the original flavor Election Rejection this week. Here’s what has happened:


For yet another week, the main news story on the Biden Rebuilding front is financial.  Here’s what I have for you:


Your New Normal:


The Bad:


The Good:


So that’s what I have for you, and I’m sorry, there are no news refunds. For making it through, you deserve this Papa Roach filk and a more functional government.  I’ll be back next week with more restructured and improved news, and I hope you will be back as well–but in the meantime, feel free to ping the National News Roundup ask box, which is there for your constructive comments.  Send me questions! Send me feedback! Send me more hours in the day!

Year 7, Week 22 (June 11-17)


Today is Juneteenth, and also marks its third year as a federal holiday. While I’m not the most qualified person to speak on the occasion, I urge you to spend some time today watching, reading or listening to the words of people who are.

Standard standing reminders still apply: I may be well into my seventh year of journalism, but I summarize news within my areas of expertise. NNR summaries often contain some detailed analysis that’s outside my expertise–I’m a lawyer, not an arraignment!–but all offroad adventures are marked with an asterisk. And, of course, for the things that are within my lane, I’m offering context that shouldn’t be considered legal advice. Okay, I think that’s about it for the disclaimers.  Onward to the news!     


Cleanup in Aisle 45:


We’re still stuck on 45 for the original flavor Election Rejection this week. Here’s what has happened:


We did get an extension on TPS this week, but the main news story on the Biden Rebuilding front is still financial.  Here’s what I have for you:


Your New Normal:


The Bad:


The Good:


So that’s what I have for you this week, and there will be more where that came from. For making it through, you deserve this corvid brushie session and a more functional government.  I’ll be back next week with more restructured and improved news, and I hope you will be back as well–but in the meantime, feel free to ping the National News Roundup ask box, which is there for your constructive comments.  Send me questions! Send me feedback! Send me more opportunities to nap!

Year 7, Week 21 (June 4-10)


This is one of those rare weeks where virtually everyone here knows what the NNR is about to say. It’s a nice unifying moment of surreality–we might not always know what is going on, but by God, we all know that Donald Trump is now twice as indicted.

Standard standing reminders still apply: I may be well into my seventh year of journalism, but I summarize news within my areas of expertise. NNR summaries often contain some detailed analysis that’s outside my expertise–I’m a lawyer, not an arraignment!–but all offroad adventures are marked with an asterisk. And, of course, for the things that are within my lane, I’m offering context that shouldn’t be considered legal advice. Okay, I think that’s about it for the disclaimers.  Onward to the news!     


Cleanup in Aisle 45:


This was a heck of a week for original flavor Election Rejection. Here’s what has happened:


The main news story on the Biden Rebuilding front this week is the debt ceiling dealing.  Here’s what I have for you:


Your New Normal:


The Bad:


The Good:


So that’s what I have for you this week, and there will be more where that came from. For making it through, you deserve this master of disguise and a more functional government.  I’ll be back next week with more restructured and improved news, and I hope you will be back as well–but in the meantime, feel free to ping the National News Roundup ask box, which is there for your constructive comments.  Send me questions! Send me feedback! Send me recipes you like on hot days!