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Year 7, Week 21 (June 4-10)


This is one of those rare weeks where virtually everyone here knows what the NNR is about to say. It’s a nice unifying moment of surreality–we might not always know what is going on, but by God, we all know that Donald Trump is now twice as indicted.

Standard standing reminders still apply: I may be well into my seventh year of journalism, but I summarize news within my areas of expertise. NNR summaries often contain some detailed analysis that’s outside my expertise–I’m a lawyer, not an arraignment!–but all offroad adventures are marked with an asterisk. And, of course, for the things that are within my lane, I’m offering context that shouldn’t be considered legal advice. Okay, I think that’s about it for the disclaimers.  Onward to the news!     


Cleanup in Aisle 45:


This was a heck of a week for original flavor Election Rejection. Here’s what has happened:


The main news story on the Biden Rebuilding front this week is the debt ceiling dealing.  Here’s what I have for you:


Your New Normal:


The Bad:


The Good:


So that’s what I have for you this week, and there will be more where that came from. For making it through, you deserve this master of disguise and a more functional government.  I’ll be back next week with more restructured and improved news, and I hope you will be back as well–but in the meantime, feel free to ping the National News Roundup ask box, which is there for your constructive comments.  Send me questions! Send me feedback! Send me recipes you like on hot days!

Year 7, Week 20 (May 28–June 3)


I drafted this week’s news watching Brennan Lee Mulligan rant as a fake CEO for several sad companies, which turns out to be an improbably good backdrop to this week’s news in general. (This is to say, the news this week isn’t unusually bad, but it does make you want to stare dead-eyed into the camera and yell things.)

Standard standing reminders still apply: I may be well into my seventh year of journalism, but I summarize news within my areas of expertise. NNR summaries often contain some detailed analysis that’s outside my expertise–I’m a lawyer, not a student loan!–but all offroad adventures are marked with an asterisk. And, of course, for the things that are within my lane, I’m offering context that shouldn’t be considered legal advice. Okay, I think that’s about it for the disclaimers.  Onward to the news!     


Cleanup in Aisle 45:

We’re also back to original flavor Election Rejection this week with yet more 45 train wreck. Here’s what has happened:


The main news story on the Biden Rebuilding front this week is the debt ceiling dealing.  Here’s what I have for you:


Your New Normal:


The Bad:


The Good:

  • Recent LGBT Resilience. At the top of Pride month, it feels good to share that the absurd Tennessee drag law issued a few months ago was shot down by a federal court this week as unconstitutional. (If you were wondering whether it violates freedom of speech, yes yes it does.) I’m sure this won’t be the last we hear of this, but it’s good to have the decision for now.

So that’s what I have for you this week, and I’m sorry, there are no news refunds. For making it through, you deserve this bear bed hair and a more functional government.  I’ll be back next week with more restructured and improved news, and I hope you will be back as well–but in the meantime, feel free to ping the National News Roundup ask box, which is there for your constructive comments.  Send me questions! Send me feedback! Send me pictures of sloths because who doesn’t like those?

Year 7, Week 18-19 (May 14-27)


I’m still running ragged trying to support folks through redeterminations, but a slower news week is allowing me to resume our regularly-scheduled NNR (at least for now). Be forewarned, however, that a slow news week doesn’t mean a good one–most of this week’s news sucks. I recommend the application of ice cream.

Standard standing reminders still apply: I may be well into my seventh year of journalism, but I summarize news within my areas of expertise. NNR summaries often contain some detailed analysis that’s outside my expertise–I’m a lawyer, not a bill!–but all offroad adventures are marked with an asterisk. And, of course, for the things that are within my lane, I’m offering context that shouldn’t be considered legal advice. Okay, I think that’s about it for the disclaimers.  Onward to the news!     


Cleanup in Aisle 45:

We’re also back to original flavor Election Rejection this week, plus one story that just involves elections and is funny. Here’s what has happened:


The main news story on the Biden Rebuilding front this week is the debt ceiling dealing.  Here’s what I have for you:


Your New Normal:


The Bad:


The Good:

  • Recent Health Resilience. In direct counterpoint to much of the health news above, Minnesota has been going on a bicameral legal protections spree this session. In addition to abortion protections, which were codified this week, the state also, among other things, 1) legalized cannabis; 2) invested in transportation; 3) created a new child tax credit; 4) passed comprehensive gun safety reform; 5) expanded the school lunch program; 6) expanded voting rights; 7) banned conversion therapy; and 8) shielded providers of gender-affirming care from out-of-state litigation. And that’s not even a comprehensive list; it has truly been an impressive amount of well-targeted reform.

So that’s what I have for you this week, and I’m sorry, there are no news refunds. For making it through, you deserve this regal matriarch and a more functional government.  I’ll be back next week with more restructured and improved news, and I hope you will be back as well–but in the meantime, feel free to ping the National News Roundup ask box, which is there for your constructive comments.  Send me questions! Send me feedback! Send me more hours in the day!

Year 7, Week 17 (May 7-13)


This was a week of endings, between the official end of the COVID public health emergency and the official end of Title 42 asylum policies at the border. (The way we’re headed, I also haven’t ruled out an end to the debt ceiling.) Needless to say, the NNR remains available for your snarky coverage needs.

Standard standing reminders still apply: I may be well into my seventh year of journalism, but I summarize news within my areas of expertise. NNR summaries often contain some detailed analysis that’s outside my expertise–I’m a lawyer, not an amendment!–but all offroad adventures are marked with an asterisk. And, of course, for the things that are within my lane, I’m offering context that shouldn’t be considered legal advice. Okay, I think that’s about it for the disclaimers.  Onward to the news!     


Cleanup in Aisle 45:

I wasn’t quite sure where to stick the story below, but it does involved both Election and Rejection, so I figured this was the place for it. Here’s what has happened:


The main news story on the Biden Rebuilding front this week is immigration-related.  Here’s what I have for you:


Your New Normal:


The Bad:


The Good:


So that’s what I have for you this week, and I’m sorry, there are no news refunds. For making it through, you deserve this attention-seeking lamb and a more functional government.  I’ll be back next week with more restructured and improved news, and I hope you will be back as well–but in the meantime, feel free to ping the National News Roundup ask box, which is there for your constructive comments.  Send me questions! Send me feedback! Send me cloning technology; I’ll use it responsibly!

Year 7, Week 16 (April 30–May 6)


This week felt slow at its start, but it started churning out stories hard and fast by the time the weekend wrapped. I’m going to cover most of this week’s stories today, but there are a couple we’ll have to punt to next week–it’s that kind of cycle, apparently.

Standard standing reminders still apply: I may be well into my seventh year of journalism, but I summarize news within my areas of expertise. NNR summaries often contain some detailed analysis that’s outside my expertise–I’m a lawyer, not a strike!–but all offroad adventures are marked with an asterisk. And, of course, for the things that are within my lane, I’m offering context that shouldn’t be considered legal advice. Okay, I think that’s about it for the disclaimers.  Onward to the news!     


Cleanup in Aisle 45:

After a blessed week off, we’re back to Election Rejection news about January 6 and Cool Ranch Mussolini crimes. Here’s what has happened:


The main news stories on the Biden Rebuilding front this week are FDA and CDC updates.  Here’s what I have for you:


Your New Normal:


The Bad:


The Good:


So that’s what I have for you this week, and I’m sorry, there are no news refunds. For making it through, you deserve this cauliflower snack time and a more functional government.  I’ll be back next week with more restructured and improved news, and I hope you will be back as well–but in the meantime, feel free to ping the National News Roundup ask box, which is there for your constructive comments.  Send me questions! Send me feedback! Send me more hours in the day!

Year 7, Week 15 (April 23-29)


We had a few days in a row this week where the news was looking… pretty positive? Somehow? (I know, I’m as shocked as you are.) But by the time that I’m typing this, another big bank has failed and we’re back to our normally scheduled timeline. We had a good run, y’all.

Standard standing reminders still apply: I may be well into my seventh year of journalism, but I summarize news within my areas of expertise. NNR summaries often contain some detailed analysis that’s outside my expertise–I’m a lawyer, not an injunction!–but all offroad adventures are marked with an asterisk. And, of course, for the things that are within my lane, I’m offering context that shouldn’t be considered legal advice. Okay, I think that’s about it for the disclaimers.  Onward to the news!     


Cleanup in Aisle 45:

Strictly speaking, the Election Rejection front news this week is really more just Election News, but it’s such a repeat of 2020 that I don’t feel bad stashing it here. Here’s what has happened:


The main news on the Biden Rebuilding front, in contrast, is economics-related.  Here’s what I have for you:


Your New Normal:


The Bad:


The Good:


So that’s what I have for you this week, and I’m sorry for the return to our regularly-scheduled timeline. For making it through, you deserve this kitten ambush and a more functional government.  I’ll be back next week with more restructured and improved news, and I hope you will be back as well–but in the meantime, feel free to ping the National News Roundup ask box, which is there for your constructive comments.  Send me questions! Send me feedback! Send me photos of your pets!

Year 7, Week 14 (April 16-22)


We’re in a second week in a row of news overdrive, and I’m still tinkering with the best way to handle it. This week, you’re getting all of the news through Sunday this evening; there is simply too much that happened today to cover Monday stories like normal. On the “plus” side, there was also too much news last week to cover everything through Wednesday, so we still have a very full docket!

Standard standing reminders still apply: I may be well into my seventh year of journalism, but I summarize news within my areas of expertise. NNR summaries often contain some detailed analysis that’s outside my expertise–I’m a lawyer, not a stay of injunction!–but all offroad adventures are marked with an asterisk. And, of course, for the things that are within my lane, I’m offering context that shouldn’t be considered legal advice. Okay, I think that’s about it for the disclaimers.  Onward to the news!     


Cleanup in Aisle 45:

We’re playing catch-up this week on the Election Rejection front, but it’s a good thing I waited on the Dominion settlement story. Here’s what has happened:


We also have a bit of catch-up on the Biden Rebuilding front, though I’m pretty excited about this week’s news.  Here’s what I have for you:


Your New Normal:


The Bad:


The Good:

  • Recent Parrot Resilience. A recent three-month study published this week has discovered that parrots benefit from video calls to each other in much the same fashion that humans do! The birds in the study engaged in social behaviors, learned skills from each other, and even showed preferences for specific birds that they had formed particularly close bonds with through the video calls. The calls were apparently an overwhelmingly positive social experience for the fifteen parrots who participated, and I really hope we see follow-up studies on this.

So that’s the news from last week Part 2, and there’s still more where that came from. For making it through, you deserve this dog bar and a more functional government.  I’ll be back next week with more restructured and improved news, and I hope you will be back as well–but in the meantime, feel free to ping the National News Roundup ask box, which is there for your constructive comments.  Send me questions! Send me feedback! Send me more hours in the day!

Year 7, Week 13 (April 9-15)


The news is a bit late this week–I wanted to see what was happening with the mifepristone story, which thankfully has hit a bit of a pause point as I type this. That said, there is just so much news from the last week and change that some of Tuesday and today’s stories will be covered next time. We’re hitting news overdrive right now, y’all, but I’m trying to keep it bite-sized for you.

Standard standing reminders still apply: I may be well into my seventh year of journalism, but I summarize news within my areas of expertise. NNR summaries often contain some detailed analysis that’s outside my expertise–I’m a lawyer, not an injunction!–but all offroad adventures are marked with an asterisk. And, of course, for the things that are within my lane, I’m offering context that shouldn’t be considered legal advice. Okay, I think that’s about it for the disclaimers.  Onward to the news!     


Cleanup in Aisle 45:

We again have news about Trump’s New York cases on the Election Rejection front, though nothing as earth-shattering as last time. Here’s what has happened:


There are a few different things going on right now on the Biden Rebuilding front, but as always, we’re going with the one I think is most ripe.  Here’s what I have for you:


Your New Normal:


The Bad:


The Good:


So that’s the news from this week Part 1, and don’t worry, we’ll be back with the other batch in just a few short days. For making it through, you deserve this otter hygiene routine and a more functional government.  I’ll be back next week with more restructured and improved news, and I hope you will be back as well–but in the meantime, feel free to ping the National News Roundup ask box, which is there for your constructive comments.  Send me questions! Send me feedback! Send me fewer weeks where I’m forced to write about gender-affirming care saving lives!

Year 7, Week 12 (April 2-8)


The news this week is a pile of quasi-constitutional trash, and it’s bleak in a way I hoped we’d be past by now. Maybe it’s the lack of carbs talking, but this week’s stories really get under my skin. I demand a news refund.

Standard standing reminders still apply: I may be well into my seventh year of journalism, but I summarize news within my areas of expertise. NNR summaries often contain some detailed analysis that’s outside my expertise–I’m a lawyer, not an injunction!–but all offroad adventures are marked with an asterisk. And, of course, for the things that are within my lane, I’m offering context that shouldn’t be considered legal advice. Okay, I think that’s about it for the disclaimers.  Onward to the news!     


Cleanup in Aisle 45:

There are a couple of different growing Biden Rebuilding stories, but this week we’re focusing on the one I think is most ripe.  Here’s what I have for you:


Your New Normal:


The Bad:


The Good:


So that’s all the news I have for this week, and I’m sorry, there are still no news refunds. For making it through, you deserve these unlikely buddies and a more functional government.  I’ll be back next week with more restructured and improved news, and I hope you will be back as well–but in the meantime, feel free to ping the National News Roundup ask box, which is there for your constructive comments.  Send me questions! Send me feedback! Send me more hours in the day!

Year 7, Week 11 (March 26–April 1)


It’s hard to get back onto an even keel here at NNR headquarters with the news running so absolutely amok. I expected Tuesday to be full of surreal and/or terrible news, and it did not disappoint in that regard. (It did, however, disappoint in several other regards.) At any rate, the NNR is here to help make sense of the mess.

Standard standing reminders still apply: I may be starting a seventh year of journalism, but I summarize news within my areas of expertise. NNR summaries often contain some detailed analysis that’s outside my expertise–I’m a lawyer, not an indictment!–but all offroad adventures are marked with an asterisk. And, of course, for the things that are within my lane, I’m offering context that shouldn’t be considered legal advice. Okay, I think that’s about it for the disclaimers.  Onward to the news!     


Cleanup in Aisle 45:

We finally have details about Trump’s indictment on the Election Rejection front, and they are indeed kind of fascinating. Here’s what has happened:


Needless to say, Biden Rebuilding stories aren’t quite as sensationalized as the above.  Here’s what I have for you:


Your New Normal:


The Bad:


The Good:


So that’s all the news I have for this week, and I think we can agree it is more than enough. For making it through, you deserve this household coparenting and a more functional government.  I’ll be back next week with more restructured and improved news, and I hope you will be back as well–but in the meantime, feel free to ping the National News Roundup ask box, which is there for your constructive comments.  Send me questions! Send me feedback! Send me luck for making it through Passover!