We’re doing a bit of before-spring cleaning here at the NNR as we settle into Year 8 – good gravy, it’s hard to believe we’re in our eighth year of this. I’m open to feedback if anybody has it, but no worries if not – despite the flood of stories this week, we’re still ramping up, news-wise. Which is a bit dispiriting, because several of this cycle’s stories are truly painful.
Standard standing reminders still apply: I may be starting my eighth year of journalism, but I summarize news within my areas of expertise. NNR summaries often contain some detailed analysis that’s outside my expertise–I’m a lawyer, not a primary!–but all offroad adventures are marked with an asterisk. And, of course, for the things that are within my lane, I’m offering context that shouldn’t be considered legal advice. Okay, I think that’s about it for the disclaimers. Onward to the news!
Cleanup in Aisle 45:
I think it’s likely that Election Rejection will feature 2024 election news from here on out, though I’m going to keep the name for now. Here’s what has happened since last time:
- Election Rapid Fire. A whole pile of stuff has happened since the last NNR, so we’re just going to do a listicle to cover it all: 1) Joe Manchin has officially announced he’s not running for President, thanks goodness for small miracles; 2) Trump trounced Nikki Haley in her home state of South Carolina, when she was already having a bad time in Nevada – making him more-or-less a shoo-in for the official Republican nomination (though Haley refuses to drop out before Super Tuesday in March); 3) Trump was fined a giant pile of money and barred from conducting business in the New York civil fraud suit, which he likely doesn’t have and the RNC will probably pay; 4) Trump’s New York criminal trial is moving forward (likely with a gag order) and will begin on March 25; 5) the DC appeals court found that Trump has no Presidential immunity from January 6 prosecution, and consequently he is appealing to SCOTUS; 6) the GA criminal case is technically proceeding forward but is a hot mess; and 7) Biden’s now enjoying a funding advantage in the 2024 election because Trump keeps making the RNC pay his legal bills.
Similarly, I’m rebranding the “everything else federal government” section to more accurately reflect its range. We’re going to call this one the Capitol Hill Dales, at least for now. Here’s what I have for you:
- Capitol Potpourri. I’ve got a similar list for you in federal government news: 1) Biden is officially absolved of wrongdoing for holding onto classified papers, though the report stirred up some rumors about his memory that he’s now trying to shake; 2) Biden also announced a new student loan forgiveness plan that prioritizes people with loans under $12K who have already made 120 payments, which says truly damning things about how student loans work in this country; 3) the House did manage to impeach Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas on the second try by a single vote; and 4) the Senate passed a $95B military aid package, but the House appears poised to kill it a second time.
Your New Normal:
- Infections and In Vitro. The CDC announced this cycle that they plan to relax the 5-day covid isolation standard in the near future, which of course puts immunocompromised people in a bad position. Meanwhile, as Florida has another measles outbreak at a Broward County elementary school, its state surgeon general basically told parents YOLO. But the biggest health news by far this cycle is the Alabama Supreme Court’s decision to rule that frozen embryos are legally children, which immediately created massive disruptions for the state’s in vitro fertilization facilities and access to fertility treatments. Unsurprisingly, this was unpopular with a lot of Americans, and the GOP began falling all over itself to show how pro-IVF it is almost immediately. By the time that I type this, Alabama lawmakers and Donald Trump are both publicly claiming they are going to pass legislation to protect IVF procedures.
The Bad:
- This Month’s Senseless and Preventable Murders. (CW: murder, hate crimes, bigotry) Two men and two juveniles have now been criminally charged after opening fire into a Superbowl parade in Kansas City earlier this month. The mass shooting killed a much-beloved local DJ, Lisa Lopez Galvin, and injured 21 other people. In other lethal news from this cycle, a sixteen-year old nonbinary student who lived on a reservation in Oklahoma, Nex Benedict, died after being beaten in the bathroom of their high school. Benedict’s family report that they experienced severe bullying for at least a year leading up to the incident. Notably, Oklahoma has introduced 54 pieces of anti-trans legislation in the 2024 legislative session, and had previously issued rules requiring Benedict to use the girl’s bathroom where they were attacked. In the wake of Benedict’s death, an Oklahoma state senator called Benedict “filth”, while school superintendent Ryan Walters reiterated his belief that trans students should not be allowed to live in accordance with their gender identity. It is painfully ironic that this story unfolds in the same cycle that 2022 Trans Survey data shows 94% of trans and gender-diverse adults have more life satisfaction when living authentically in a gender identity not assigned at birth. Needless to say, both of these deaths were preventable tragedies that should never have happened in the first place.
The Good:
- Recent House Resilience. Surprisingly, given everything else going on, the House managed to extend the Child Tax Credit with strong bipartisan support this past week. I genuinely have no idea how that happened, but I’ll take it.
So that’s what I have for you, and I think we can agree that it was more than enough. For making it through, you deserve these parrots’ cactus love affair and a more functional government. I’ll be back next time with more restructured and improved news, and I hope you will be back as well–but in the meantime, feel free to ping the National News Roundup ask box, which is there for your constructive comments. Send me questions! Send me feedback! Send me better news in the next cycle dear God.
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