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National News Roundup: Year 3, Week 15 (April 28 — May 4)

May 7, 2019 Kara HurvitzLeave a comment

We had yet another chaotic, weird week this week. The news lately is like watching Salvador Dali paint off-handed after four martinis; it’s a vague, overblown mess I’m already dreading mopping up. (Honestly, after reviewing all of this week’s content, I kind of want four martinis myself. But I’ll have to settle for comfort ice cream, because the roundup isn’t going to draft itself!)

Standard standing reminders apply: I am no journalist, though I play one in your inbox or browser, so I’m only summarizing the news within my area of expertise. This week’s news contains some detailed analysis that’s outside my expertise — I’m a lawyer, not a subpoena! — but all offroad adventures are marked with an asterisk. Okay, I think that’s about it for the disclaimers. Onward to the news!

Constitutional Crisis Corners:

Y’all, I follow the news closely and even I can barely track the Russia Investigation and its related aftermath this week. I’ll do my best to unpack the confusion; here’s what I have for you:

Barr (and Trump) Battle Mueller.* This story has many messy aspects, so bear with me here — I’m going to try to separate them out by topic and timing. At the top of last week, news began circulating that Mueller had written Barr an angry letter about Barr’s four-page summary of the report. And once that letter came to light, unsurprisingly Congress wanted Mueller to testify as well. Mueller was willing, and at first it looked like Trump would let Barr be the one to make the call. But then once Barr made it clear he’d facilitate, Trump did a take-backsie and decided to block Mueller from testifying, or at least signal he’d make it difficult much like he did for his former counsel Don McGahn. So we’ll have to see where we end up on that.
Barr Battles Congress.* Also last week, and around the same time the Mueller letter leaked, Barr testified before the Senate Judiciary Committee for several hours regarding the Mueller report. This would have been noteworthy enough, but sometime in the middle of the testimony Senator Kamala Harris got him to admit he didn’t actually analyze any evidence to reach his conclusions, and Democrats started calling for Barr to resign. Barr retaliated by refusing to attend the House hearing the next day, which he’d been threatening to do for some time. So now, Speaker of the House Nancy is saying Barr has perjured himself, people are starting to talk about impeaching Barr, and there’s a contempt of Congress vote on Wednesday.
Erik Prince Purgatory.* The House Intelligence Committee formally referred Erik Prince for criminal investigation this week, which may or may not result in consequences for him — after all, they have to refer him to William “I Refuse to Show Up” Barr for further action. We’ll need to keep an eye on this, because it has a number of different potential implications, and many of them are very important.
Looking to 2020.* With all this chaos floating around at the same time folks gear up for the 2020 election, it’s inevitable that we’d eventually start talking about how to keep Russia from interfering in that one too — and equally unsurprising that Trump wants no parts of it. What is surprising is that outgoing Secretary of Homeland Security Kirstjen Nielsen was literally told not to talk to Trump about it before she left office, because it wasn’t a welcome topic. (Apparently that’s true even if you’re Putin, because Trump refused to talk to him about it this week either.) Presidential hopeful Julian Castro publicly speculated that Trump wants Russia’s help, but Nancy Pelosi did him one better and said she worried Trump would refuse to leave office if his loss margin was too narrow. And lest anybody think she’s being paranoid, he did tweet this week that he thinks he should get two extra years because “2 years of my term were stollen [sic].” Which is a terrifying tweet on many, many levels, so let’s hope he doesn’t latch onto that one too hard.

It’s becoming harder and harder to distinguish Disregard of Governing Norms from the Russia Investigation circus above, but we did see a couple of power moves that stand on their own. Here’s what happened:

Original Flavor Trump Slime.* With his back against a wall, Trump fell back on a lot of his own greatest hits this week. He continued to make news for suing more of his banks to try to keep them from releasing information about his taxes, for one. And he also started calling for investigations into the people who investigated him, because nothing says “probably guilty” like “career prosecutor with a squeaky-clean record that spans decades.”
Emoluments Encore. In good ole fashioned emoluments news,apparently Trump World Tower condos were rented by seven foreign governments in 2017 without approval from Congress. Incredibly, the Trump Organization’s defense was that this was somehow misleading because the Trump World Tower wasn’t really owned by the Trump Organization.
Chatting with Putin about the Russia ‘Hoax’.* Trump may have refused to bring up election meddling with Putin, but that didn’t stop him from talking with the Russian leader for an hour about the Mueller investigation ‘hoax.’ He apparently also discussed the current situation in Venezuela, as well as China and North Korea.

Your “Normal” Weird:

Sanction Sparring. North Korea launched new projectile missiles this week, testing both their arsenal and presumably Trump’s ability to keep claiming he and Kim are BFFs after he refused to remove sanctions in February. Meanwhile, Trump has announced he’s imposing new tariffs on China, leading Chinese social media to compare him to Thanos because he’s wiping out half their stock market. So not a great week for our shaky relationships in Asia.
Baby Beluga Charm Offensive. Okay, fine, there’s no evidence that the friendly whale with a harness stamped ‘Property [of] St Petersburg’ was a juvenile, but ‘the world’s friendliest escaped Russian spy’ was in the news for being adorable nonetheless. Apparently the budding spy has taken it upon itself to defect to Norway, and is now refusing to leave. And bugs the locals for pets on the snout. (As military discharge plans go, I gotta say that one is pretty good.)
Facebook Eats Crow. Facebook made a big show of banning extremists like Alex Jones and Milo Yiannopoulos this week, presumably to distract from last week’s hefty fine fiasco. It’s a big step in the right direction, though “related” content is still allowed because, y’know, we apparently can’t treat white supremacists like they’re actually dangerous.

The Bad:

UNC Shooting. There was yet another school shooting this past week, this time at UNC Charlotte. The shooting resulted in two deaths and four injuries, including the death of a student who likely saved many others’ lives by taking the gunman down. It’s unclear what motivated this shooter, as he left no manifesto and hasn’t issued a statement.
ACA Awfulness (Again). The Trump administration filed a formal request to invalidate the Affordable Care Act this week, despite basically no backing from Congress, because a recent court case created a new opportunity for them to seize. I’ll be honest, it’s hard to get worked up about this Groundhog Day bonanza by the fifty-seventh viewing, but we should still probably track this. If the attempt succeeded, ACA repeal would be devastating for millions.
Your Painfully Regular Bad Immigration Updates. This was another bad week for immigration, which is a phrase I seem to type every week nowadays. At the start of the week, Trump imposed more restrictions on asylum applicants, ordering DHS to impose application fees and bar work authorization. (This is, shall we say, not in the spirit of humanitarian aid, and will almost certainly be challenged in the courts.) Meanwhile, former DHS Secretary John Kelly was in the news for joining the board of the company that runs the largest shelter for migrant kids in the country. And the Trump administration is considering deporting people for lawfully accessing public benefits, because I guess the words ‘public charge’ weren’t sufficiently scaring immigrants anymore.

The Good:

Recent Court Resilience. In more positive news, a panel of judges in Ohio decided that the state’s congressional map was unconstitutional partisan gerrymandering — their words, not mine! — and therefore impermissible. This is a big deal, both in and of itself and because it’s unusual for courts to consider cases like this when there’s an open Supreme Court case. And California is suing the Trump administration over its ‘conscientious objection’ healthcare rule, which allows healthcare providers to refuse to treat certain patients. So courts are remaining an important way for people to get their rights enforced.

So that’s what I have for this week, and I think we can all agree it’s more than enough. For making it through, you deserve capybaras making friends with other critters and an eventual better government. I’ll be back next week with more (and hopefully less confusing) news, and I hope you will be back as well — but in the meantime, feel free to ping the National News Roundup ask box, which is there for your constructive comments. Send me questions! Send me feedback! Send me the ability to take more naps!

National News Roundup: Year 3, Week 2 (January 27 — February 2)

February 5, 2019 Kara HurvitzLeave a comment

I missed the Superb Owl’s great flight over everyone’s televisions yesterday to draft, which I’m a touch sad about. But it turns out even the Superbowl involved the news this week (which, by the way, is definitely the most 2019 thing I’m going to type today). So I like to think I was at everybody’s Superbowl parties in spirit, reminding people to resist and stealing too many nachos.

Standard standing reminders apply: I am no journalist, though I play one in your inbox or browser, so I’m only summarizing the news within my area of expertise. This week’s news contains some detailed analysis that’s outside my expertise — I’m a lawyer, not a Senator! — but all offroad adventures are marked with an asterisk. Okay, I think that’s about it for the disclaimers. Onward to the news!

Constitutional Crisis Corners:

Now that the shutdown is over, this was a fairly quiet week regarding Disregard of Governing Norms, but there is still some aftermath from the month of partial shutdown to wade through. Here is the latest:

Shutdown Aftermath. In the week after the shutdown, we’re still seeing a number of repercussions, though other things are bouncing back faster than expected. There’s a bill going around the Senate that would give back pay to contractors, but Republicans other than Susan Collins aren’t touching it — they’re too busy working on repealing the estate tax, because we are all being governed by Ebenezer Scrooge. And early reports suggest the shutdown cost the economy $11B in total, and $3B of that will never be recovered. That said, the economy also added 304,000 jobs in January, which hopefully will mitigate the damage. Nonetheless, the Fed isn’t going to be raising interest rates again anytime soon.

It was also a fairly quiet week on the Russia Investigation front, but there were still some significant developments. Here are the main things to know:

Bar on Barr Voting. The Senate opted this week to postpone the confirmation vote of Attorney General hopeful William Barr, kicking it out for another week while they process whether or not Barr would let Mueller do his thing. Since Trump was also recently quoted as saying it’s “totally up to the attorney general” whether the Mueller report ever sees the light of day, the Democrats’ hesitation seems pretty fair from where I’m sitting. The delay has given two senators, Chuck Grassley and Richard Blumenthal, an opportunity to introduce bipartisan legislation that would compel Robert Mueller to release a summary of his report to Congress and the public — which would obviate concern that Barr might bury any findings. But Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell has blocked this type of legislation before, so we’ll need to see if it reaches the Senate floor (and call regularly if it doesn’t).
Trump Putin Rendezvous (Again).* News broke this week that Donald Trump met with Putin at G7 in November without any U.S. staff present (although Melanie was there). And if that sounds familiar, it’s probably because this is the second year running that he has done this with a dude literally charged with interfering in our election. So that’s super fun and in no way disturbing, particularly in light of the two stories below.
Trump-Cued Fighting. Given his recent mystery meeting with Putin, it sure is comforting that Trump is getting along with his own intelligence staff and political party! Wait, no, I’m informed that I have that backwards — he’s actually been increasingly fighting with his own intelligence experts, and is knee-deep in a public tiff with Mitch McConnell, my bad! Predictably, the Trump narrative is that he’s right and all the people he’s fighting with are wrong, which is pretty concerning — we’ll talk a bit more about what specifically everybody is fighting about below.
Bye Russia, No Love.* The U.S. is officially leaving a 1987 nuclear arms treaty with Russia called the Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces, with our Secretary of State saying that Russia has been in violation for at least five years. But Russia has been saying the same thing about us, and it definitely seems true that Trump is frustrated by China’s lack of restriction under similar treaty, so it’s kind of hard to know what’s going on in general. And at minimum, Trump keeps leaving or threatening to leave various treaties, which is concerning all on its own. So basically, there’s a lot to watch here.

Your “Normal” Weird:

Polar Vortex Blues. Much of the country experienced extreme cold this week, as a polar vortex brought temperatures as low as -31 degrees Farenheit for several days. The Midwest was definitely hit the hardest, claiming the majority of twenty-one people deaths and fifty-one cases of frostbite while the vortex was occurring. But eyes also turned east to Brooklyn, where several inmates were held without heat or electricity in single-digit temperatures for several days. Thankfully, temperatures rose again fairly abruptly, and it is a lovely 50 degree day here in Boston as I type this.
Northam Not Gonna Resign. News broke over the weekend that current Virginia governor and terrible Democrat Ralph Northam had photos in his med school yearbook that featured him either in blackface or wearing a KKK hood (it’s kind of unclear which). Though Northam initially apologized, he then refused to step down and shared another anecdote about his adventures in blackface, somehow believing that overt racism isn’t a disqualifying in a party whose main platform by now is We Aren’t The Racist Ones 2019. To their credit, Democrats are livid, and increasingly calling for his resignation. So it’s basically chaos down there, and we’ll have to see what ends up happening.
Fighting About Afghanistan. News broke this week that we had reached a peace deal in Afghanistan, and will be likely withdrawing troops stationed there soon as a result. Between that and Syria, the GOP is pretty unified in their anger, and passed a Senate resolution rebuking Trump over it. Democrats are more divided on whether withdrawal is a good idea, particularly if they’ve thrown their hat in the 2020 ring, though I doubt anybody enjoys agreeing with Trump about whether the sky is blue, let alone his plan to end a 17-year war.
State of the State of the Union. Since the shutdown is now over, Nancy Pelosi has issued another invitation to Trump to give a State of the Union on February 5th. Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer has also invited former Georgia gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams to give the Democrats’ official response. And Trump is gearing up to talk about immigration at said address, which I’m sure will be full of factual information and complete sentences. So this will be an interesting State of the Union, to say the least.

The Bad:

Jussie Smollet Assaulted. Empire actor Jussie Smollet was brutally attacked in Chicago this past week. The attack definitely appears to be a hate crime; Smollet reported that his assailants were yelling racist and homophobic things as they threw an “unidentified chemical substance” on him and put a noose around his neck. Needless to say, this type of attack is becoming horrifyingly common in the era of Trump, but it never stops being terrible.
Mitch McConnell vs H.R.1. Mitch McConnell went on a major tear this week about House legislation designed to reduce corruption in government, quite tellingly referring to it as “a power grab.” (Uh, yes? It makes the American public have more power Mitch, that’s literally how anti-corruption legislation works.) The statements were a follow-up to an op-ed he had already published about said legislation, because I guess he felt like he hadn’t complained about the new House enough yet. But to be fair to McConnell (which isn’t a phrase I type very often), he’s also had his hands full trying to convince Trump not to declare a national emergency at the border — a threat Trump seems increasingly ready to carry out and which would definitely not end well for anybody involved, except possibly Nancy Pelosi’s approval rating.
Immigration Updates. Given the lack of movement during the shutdown and lack of a permanent funding solution, it is truly impressive how much awful immigration news happened in the past week. We learned that the Pentagon is sending 3,750 more troops to the Mexican border, joining the 2,400 troops already there and extending the mission all the way to September. (Hopefully I don’t have to explain why this is both unnecessary bullying and a shameful waste of resources.) And news broke that ICE created a fake university as a sting operation, telling international students that the fake university was on their approved list of accredited schools and then arresting people who went there. Meanwhile, people in ICE custody on a hunger strike are being force-fed through invasive nasal tubes, and DHS refuses to reunify families they tore apart at the border because they say it might be ‘traumatic’ for kids to see their actual parents again, and does this planet have an exit ramp because weeks like this make me want to use it.

The Good:

White Supremacy is Terrorism. The white supremacist who murdered Timothy Caughman in 2017 pleaded guilty to terrorism and murder as a hate crime this week. It is hard to imagine a more textbook case of white supremacy as terrorism — the man literally murdered a random denizen going about his business in the hopes of sparking a racial war — but this is one of the first documented instances of a white supremacy terrorism conviction in the country. It’s grimly satisfying rather than ‘good’ to realize that we’re finally calling a spade a spade in a legal sense, but it’s still an important step for navigating the increase of hate crimes in a Trump-run America.

So that’s what I have for this week, which definitely was more than enough! For making it through, you deserve this video of otter pups and an eventual better government. I’ll be back next week with more (and hopefully better) news, and I hope you will be back as well — but in the meantime, feel free to ping the National News Roundup ask box, which is there for your constructive comments. Send me questions! Send me feedback! Send me photos of Superb Owls!

National News Roundup: Week 30 (August 13–19)

August 22, 2017 Kara HurvitzLeave a comment

Okay, this week wasn’t as bad as last week — although with the week we had last week, that’s sort of like saying “This thunderstorm sure isn’t as bad as that recent hurricane.” There was still plenty of the surreal trauma we all know and hate to go around, though the week ended on a more positive note; where we go from here is anyone’s guess.

Standard standing reminders apply: I am no journalist, though I play one in your inbox or browser, so I’m only summarizing the news within my area of expertise. This week’s news contains some detailed analysis that’s outside my expertise — still a lawyer, and not a tech consultant — but all offroad adventures are marked with an asterisk. Okay, I think that’s about it for the disclaimers. Onward to the news!

Constitutional Crisis Corners:

Mostly things were pretty quiet on The Russia Collusion Investigation, as Trump successfully redirected our attention — more on that below — but we did see one headline.

Possible Whistleblowing on the DNC Hack Job.* The incredible news came in this week that there is a man in the Ukraine living under police protection who is working with the FBI as a live witness to Russian DNC hacking efforts. This is the first instance of a live human witness on this to date, and the Ukranian police quite reasonably are refusing to give any details about his true identity (though he’s understood to be the hacker known as ‘Profexer,’ who made the malware used).

Your “Normal” Weird:

Steve Bannon Mystery Motives. This was a deeply weird week for trying to figure out what on earth Steve Bannon is doing. First there was his impromptu interview with American Prospect reporter Robert Kuttner, which apparently was the result of an unsolicited call to the journalist, and included insults for Trump, the alt-right, and basically virtually all of his allies. Then he suggested that he forgot he could be quoted off-the-record, which I find vaguely insulting; if the owner of a multi-million dollar propaganda machine is going to make such blatantly improbable statements, he could at least pretend to be selling real estate. Then Bannon was let go on Friday — ostensibly for his interview, except that the process was missing the bread-and-circus embarrassment train that marked other high-profile firings like Yates, Priebus, Scaramucci, and Comey. Bannon immediately hightailed it to Breitbart post-firing, leading an editorial meeting by the end of the day. Trump tweeted his praises multiple times on Saturday, and Breitbart has published exactly zero articles eviscerating the President since Bannon’s White House exit — though they did publish an article on Sunday sympathetic to Trump’s policy on Afghanistan. So I’m thinking Bannon was not “let go” so much as “transferred for more efficient rampaging.”
Cost-Sharing Repayment Saga. The Congressional Budget Office released a report this week estimating how much it would cost if Trump made good on his threat and refused to ACA subsidies next year. Spoiler: It was a lot. More specifically, nonpayment would raise the deficit by $194 million over ten years, which basically everybody agrees is Not In the Good Column. Including Trump, apparently, because he announced he would fund the CSR payments for August the very next day (or, as Fortune Magazine put it, “Trump Won’t Intentionally Blow Up Obamacare Markets For At Least One More Month.”) Meanwhile, Bernie Sanders has announced he plans to introduce a single payer bill next month, and it will be interesting to see how that impacts the landscape.
ACLU and Free Speech. One surreal piece of the aftermath of Charlottesville has been the American Civil Liberty Union’s struggle to define where, exactly, it draws lines about hate speech and violent protest. After the Governor of Virginia accused the organization of causing the riots with their representation of the Unite the Right organizers, and three ACLU chapters in California went rogue in protest (citing incitement to violence’s lack of constitutional protection as their reasoning), the ACLU announced that they will no longer represent hate groups who demonstrate with firearms. As a lawyer, I’m really not sure what to make of all that. For context, as the California chapters note, speech that incites listeners to violence is not constitutionally protected speech under the First Amendment, but it’s not always clear what incitement to violence actually means; old case law draws the guideline of “clear and present danger” of violence in response to the speech, but of course that’s a question of perspective. The ACLU has a long history of representing hate groups due to its belief that hate speech is still protected speech, and it looks like it mostly still will; note that this policy does not rule out protesting with clubs and shields (which were the main weapons used in Charlottesville). So that’s disturbing — it’s like knowing the Tooth Fairy hangs with vampires on occasion because She Firmly Believes That Everybody’s Gotta Eat.

The Bad:

“Very Fine People on Both Sides.” If you’re anything like me, you stared at your screen in stunned shock for a moment after reading the main highlights of Tuesday’s infrastructure presser. (And if you’re really like me, you then immediately read the transcript for that wanna-be-informed-but-don’t-hate-myself-enough-to-actually-watch compromise.) But if you’re one of the individuals who missed that bit of surreal horror, here’s a quick summary: Trump made some very strongly-worded impromptu statements about the Charlottesville events that were much more supportive of white nationalism than condemning. His statements included false equivalence of Robert E. Lee with George Washington, assertions that “very, very violent” counterprotesters of the “alt-left” shared blame, and, of course, made the titular assertion that there were “very fine people on both sides” of the Charlottesville conflict that ended a person’s life. I wrote a bunch on this topic already, but if you’re looking for a deep dive you could definitely do worse than FactChecking.org’s context for the press conference.
Give Us Your IP Addresses.* Among the darker Nazi-free pieces of news to hit this week is a website hosting server called DreamHost announcing that the Department of Justice has been seeking IP addresses for all 1.3 million people who visited a protest organization site it hosts. Though the warrant appears to be connected to felony charges of rioting on the date of the inauguration, DreamHost correctly notes that this data could be used to track who is protesting, which in turn has a chilling effect on constitutional (and legal) right to assembly. Also, as the Guardian notes, there are issues with the felony charges themselves, since police appear to have swept up some journalists who were simply covering the events. But Forbes has your back, publishing some suggestions for how to hide your IP address. Welcome to 2017: The Year So Bad, A Business Periodical Taught You How to Radicalize.
Immigration in the Windy City. Sessions continued this administration’s multi-year tradition of Saying Busted Stuff About Chicago by complaining about the city’s sanctuary city practices in a prepared speech to Miami officials. I can’t tell if he was trying to enlist Miami to pitch in with Chicago’s lawsuit against the Department of Justice, or just really wanted to vent his spleen, but either way it was kind of strange and not very factually accurate. Against this backdrop, it’s perhaps unsurprising that protests to preserve the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals status, which was created by President Obama five years ago, ended in the arrest of a House rep from Chicago, Luis Gutiérrez. Though the provision had been left in place for the first months of Trump’s presidency, it is vulnerable right now because ten Attorneys General are threatening to sue if it doesn’t sunset early next month. With an administration so set against all forms of immigration, the only thing surprising about this upsetting situation is that DACA was allowed to continue as long as it did.
International Terrorism. This past week saw multiple terrorist attacks in Spain, as well as an attack in Finland. Events began in Barcelona, where a terrorist drove a van directly into a crowded pedestrian walkway, killing fifteen people and injuring over a hundred others. A short time later, a second attack occurred in Cambrils, a coastal town about seventy-five miles away; there was also an explosion at a house in Alcanar. ISIS took credit for the attack, and Trump made headlines by immediately tweeting about apocryphal war crimes in response. Only a day or two later, a knife attack in Finland killed two women and and injured several other people; Finnish authorities are now investigating that as an act of terrorism as well.
Environmental Horribleness.* My most excellent researcher checked in on what’s going on at the EPA right now, and it’s basically all terrible. The EPA is rewriting toxic waste limits for power plants, weakening bipartisan chemical safety laws, and naysaying the very idea of climate change, and Pruitt is apparently doing all of this behind closed doors in an unusually secretive fashion. Against this backdrop, it is scary (and sobering) to realize that actually the EPA isn’t the most extreme environmental department right now. That honor belongs to the Department of Agriculture, which has been censoring the phrase “climate change” from people’s emails and has a pick for chief scientist who isn’t a scientist (and believes homosexuality leads to pedophilia). And then on top of all of that, today Trump disbanded the Advisory Committee for National Climate Assessment because they did their jobs and did an assessment — which contained conclusions about climate change that Trump didn’t like. (Though the New York Times got an advance copy and published a summary of its findings, so at least we know what it said.)

The Good:

Confederacy Statue Removal. Baltimore moved up its timetable to remove Confederate statues from the city last week, using emergency powers relating to the city’s security to remove all four statues in the middle of the night. This is both a valid decision in light of Charlottesville’s violence and a referendum on Trump’s statements; prior to the President’s escalation, this had been a very lengthy process. An expert on Confederate symbols was quoting as saying he expected a “rolling cascade” of similar actions from other cities. “[I]f you do it quickly the opposition can’t build up, and the confrontations that we’ve had, not only in Charlottesville but elsewhere, will not materialize,” the expert reasoned. He’s already been proven at least partially right; the University of Texas followed suit this morning, removing four statues during the night and citing the “horrific displays of hate” in Charlottesville as its reasoning.
Business Resistance. In the wake of Trump’s bombastic comments about Charlottesville, we’re also seeing reaction from a pretty unlikely corner: The business world. His Manufacturing Council saw many resignations last week, and the Strategic and Policy Forum Council disbanded itself rather than lose nine out of twelve members due to protest resignations. Trump dealt with this by announcing he was ending them both in a classic “You can’t quit, I’M FIRING YOU!” maneuver. (By the way, members of the Presidential Arts Commission resigned by open letter this past week too.) But while this is embarrassing, and it hits Trump where he lives — which is to say, among the 1% — it’s probably not as embarrassing as the giant pile of conglomerate charities now refusing to hold galas at Mar-A-Lago. Maybe he should try offering them all two scoops of ice cream.
GOP Resistance. Countless Republicans have issued statements criticizing not only Charlottesville but Trump himself and his responses, especially after his Both Sides Statements on Tuesday — highlighting how much the party itself is shaking its head and backing away slowly. Though the party was a bit more measured in its responses by the end of the week, it will be interesting to see where things stand by the time Congress reconvenes in September. (Republican constituents, meanwhile, were a bit more willing to accept his actions.) On a related note, support for impeachment has grown to 40% of Americans, which is really striking.
Boston Strong. My home city of Boston hosted about a hundred far-right protesters this past week, which was a pretty bizarre experience. Though I can’t say any of us enjoyed shutting down our downtown, we did show up in droves, with estimates that the counterprotest reached about 40,000 attendees throughout the day. The sheer numbers allowed for a level of nonviolence that would not have been an option in Charlottesville, and in fact the counterprotest was so effective that the speakers opted to cut their rally short by about an hour. Although a few dozen people were arrested — which friends of mine enjoy pointing out is fewer than some Sox games — as the commissioner noted, “99.9 percent of the people here were for the right reason and that’s to fight bigotry and hate.” Also, many of the signs were truly amazing.

The Make Way for Ducklings mama and ducklings statue in the Boston Public Garden. [Mama is wearing a bandana around her neck that says “No Trump, no KKK, no fascist USA!” Several ducklings are sporting brightly-colored bandanas or other cloth also, and one duckling has a vuvuzela.] Photo taken by the most excellent Andy Hicks, who retains rights.

And that’s the week’s news! Inch by inch, up to the next summit we go. I’ll do my best to keep touching on all the key points each week no matter how bad and frenetic it gets, but the news is still moving really fast. Daily news summaries like WTFJHT are still an excellent resource until we meet again.

National News Roundup: Week 23 (June 25-July 1)

July 3, 2017 Kara HurvitzLeave a comment

Well this week… happened; it was mostly a mixed bag at best. There was a lot of fighting back against terrible news, and some good news in its own right, which some weeks is the best we can hope to see. Resistance is how progress is made; we’ll try again next week.

Standard standing reminders apply: I am no journalist, though I play one in your inbox or browser, so I’m only summarizing the news within my area of expertise. This news continues to contain multiple headlines each week outside my area as a legal generalist — still a lawyer, not a spy! — but all offroad adventures are marked with an asterisk. Okay, I think that’s about it for the disclaimers. Onward to the news!

Constitutional Crisis Corners:

We saw some concrete movement on The Russia Collusion Investigation, though a lot of it got buried under tweets about what’s-her-name.

Evidence of Collusion.* The biggest news to be buried this week is that concrete evidence of collusion to disrupt the 2016 election has emerged. The Wall Street Journal reported on connections between GOP operative Peter Smith, who was seeking deleted DNC emails to tank the Clinton campaign, and Flynn, Bannon, Conway, and Clovis. Smith reported that he was working at the behest of Mike Flynn. Unfortunately, all of that thorough reporting is behind a paywall, but Amy Siskind wrote a summary in the course of her ordinary weekly Authoritarian Watch, ThinkProgress has a good in-depth summary, and Time Magazine and the Hill has picked up the story as well. Mr. Smith will not be giving any further exclusives anytime soon, as he died shortly after speaking to the Wall Street Journal last month (as so often happens to Kremlin-connected informants).
Russian Recall.* Russia is recalling Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak, which is probably a sign of increased heat from the investigation here in the United States. Russia is also denying that they are doing so, which is another sign of the same thing. Apparently he was a fairly pleasant ambassador, which also probably means his replacement will not be an improvement.
Trump is Meeting with Putin Next Week. Incredibly, spokespeople for the White House say there is “no specific agenda” when Trump meets with Putin next week. Maybe they’ll talk about the weather. Maybe they’ll talk about the government. I have no idea, and there’s so much wrong with that I don’t know where to start.

Thankfully that’s the only front to see movement this week, which is probably for the best.

Your “Normal” Weird:

Trump TIME. Your weekly Trump weirdness is that he apparently hung a forged TIME cover of himself in several properties around the world. Even more bizarrely, Trump has been on the cover of TIME for real about fourteen times (as TIME helpfully reminds us), and several of them were perfectly flattering covers — so he didn’t even need to forge anything. I don’t even want to speculate about what would make someone with several real covers to choose from do this, on the grounds that I think it would kill brain cells to try. But, uh. That guy’s our President for another 3.5 years.
Bona Fide Relationships. You may remember that the Supreme Court issued a ruling on the travel ban last week, which went into effect this past Thursday. As part of implementing the ban, the Trump administration issued guidelines on what constitutes a ‘bona fide relationship’ with a person or entity in the United States. Their definitions contain a major oversight that I find baffling — namely, it ignores the millions of kids living in kinship placements in the United States; those arrangements by definition involve a child in the custody of other family members, and frequently are not “formalized” through adoption for a variety of reasons. Since the definitions are otherwise fairly broad, I can only imagine that the lack of a custody-based exemption is an oversight rather than a malicious omission, but it’s still likely to impact grandparents, aunts/uncles, and cousins of U.S. residents who need to travel home to one of the six countries on the ban list for any reason. The rules also omit nonprofits dedicated to helping refugees resettle from the list of ‘entities’ that count, which does seem intentional (as well as heartless). All in all, it’s a strange and arbitrary list that seems almost like they simply made up rules on the fly, and it’s not surprising that it’s already being challenged.
Weird Politician Behavior Roundup. This has been a super weird week for political behavior, even by our modern standards. The splashiest headline is Chris Christie closing New Jersey beaches due to a government shutdown, and then being photographed on one of said closed beaches. Incredibly, Christie’s response to being photographed was to say “That’s the way it goes.” But in addition to Christie’s crusade to be the country’s least popular governor, Jason Chaffetz is leaving the House to join Fox News mid-term. Given that Chaffetz is the current chairperson of the House Oversight and Government Reform, I really cannot stress enough how strange of a move this is — it’s like a police chief who’s investigating the mayor of his city for kickbacks suddenly leaving mid-investigation to become an ESPN announcer. That said, though, Chaffetz also randomly announced this week that he thinks Congresspeople should get housing stipends because their salaries are insufficient, so your mileage may vary on that one all around. Oh also, Trump had about a million distracting and obnoxious tweets, but at this point that’s not even news anymore.

The Bad:

Church Playground Case Blurs Church and State. The Supreme Court reached a decision this week that was innocuous on its face, but has the end result of blurring the separation between church and state. In a 7–2 decision, the court concluded that a church playground should not be exempt from a government grant to fund resurfacing its playground purely on its basis as a religious institution. The danger in this case is not in the immediate result, but in the precedent it might set for later cases; though Roberts did write a footnote emphasizing the non-religious use of the funds in this instance, it could potentially pave the way for government funding of religion in future cases. On this basis, Sotomayor wrote a pretty impassioned dissent; given that Gorsuch did not join on the Roberts footnote, complaining that he “doesn’t see why it should matter” what the use of funds was, she appears to have a valid concern. (Side note: the Gorsuch concurrence is super gross and made me yell things at my computer. You have been warned.)
Betsy DeVos Roundup. Per popular demand, this week includes a quick summary of what Betsy DeVos has been up to lately — which hasn’t been getting much attention, but is nonetheless a weird miasma of terrible. There’s been a lot of activity around higher education student loans, mostly boiling down to “it will become harder to borrow,” “you’re more likely to be defrauded in the borrowing process,” and “hope you enjoy paying exorbitant collection fees.” The most recent (and stunning) news along this vein is her decision to have a loan company CEO head Federal Student Aid, but all of these changes are likely to have a chilling effect on middle-income American consumers seeking higher education. On the primary education level, DeVos has been mostly hinting she may fund school discrimination, eroding civil rights enforcement in schools, and, of course, pushing for a “school choice” agenda generally. In general, most of her actions seemed designed to turn the American education system in the Wild West on all levels.
Show Us Your Voter Rolls. A letter from the vice-chair of the Commission on Election Integrity demanded access to state voter rolls this week, asking for information such as social security number, name, birthday, voting dates, and registered political party for every registered citizen. Given that this commission was created because Trump claimed fraudulent voting cost him the popular vote, it’s a bit disconcerting that it’s asking for this information (to say the least); it doesn’t help that the commission only gave states a few weeks to comply. States are required to keep these lists under federal law, but that doesn’t mean they’re required to give them to the federal government or make them broadly available — and in many places the data is protected by state law.
Kate’s Law and Sanctuary Cities. The House passed two laws this week cracking down further on immigration practices; one cuts funding from so-called “sanctuary cities” and the other imposes harsher sanctions on people who illegally reenter the country. Both provisions more-or-less passed along party lines, and both further blur lines between immigration enforcement and criminal procedure.

The Good:

BCRA Belated. Mitch McConnell was forced to postpone the BCRA vote in the Senate this week, in part because of opposition from various members of his own party. Cruz, who helped draft the bill and then refused to vote for it, offered suggested changes to be made in light of this delay, mostly repealing provisions about pre-existing conditions. In general, the bill is very unpopular among constituents, and that is making it hard to get moderates on board. But despite these setbacks, Republicans seem to believe they still can pull a rabbit out of this hat, and given what happened with the House bill, that’s very possible. If nothing else, McConnell is trying to get an amended CBO score in place by the time the Senate returns to session in mid-July; we’ll all need to keep a close eye on this to avoid a repeat of the House voting experience.
Same Sex Marriage Approved in Germany. Same-sex marriage was approved by the German Parliament this week by overwhelming majority, with German Chancellor Angela Merkel voting against the bill but not impeding the vote. The way the vote evolved, and Merkel’s decision to make the issue a vote of “conscience,” illustrate how she allows her stances to evolve to reflect changing popular opinion on issues. The decisive victory, with over 150 more “yeas” than “nays,” also illustrates the popularity of the position in mainstream Germany.
Attorney and Activist Response to the Travel Ban. When the travel ban went into place again on Thursday, attorneys across the country were ready for it. Hawaii’s attorney general has already requested official clarification for the ‘close family’ definition under the regulations, noting that many close familial relationships in Hawaii are excluded under the regulations. Attorneys all over the country also headed to airports, alongside observers, to ensure the ban was not improperly enforced. Attorneys and activists headed to protests as well. The next few weeks will tell us a lot about what we can expect from here.
Voter Conscientious Objection. Over twenty-nine state Secretaries of States have already refused to comply with the Advisory Commission on Election Integrity’s demands on disclosing voter registration information — including, somewhat bizarrely, the guy who heads the commission, Kris Kobach (who is also the Secretary of State for Kansas). Many of the Secretaries of State had a few choice words for Kris Kobach and the commission while they were at it.

And that’s this week’s national news! Happy fourth, everyone. I’m Jake Tapper, and nothing makes sense anymore.

National News Roundup: Week 17 (May 14–20)

May 23, 2017 Kara HurvitzLeave a comment

The recurrent theme I’m hearing from everyone about this week is “Well that sure was an eventful four months of news!” The news on the Russia investigation has grown so many heads that it’s getting its own section this week, but the remainder is in its normal weird-bad-good format. I did my best to keep this weekly update manageable; can I have a less chaotic news cycle next week for my prize? (Spoiler: Probably not, if the last couple of days are any indication. And that’s a good thing, despite my whining, because losing momentum would mean bad things for democracy.)

Standard standing reminders apply: I am no journalist, though I play one in your inbox or browser, so I’m only summarizing the news within my area of expertise. This week also contains multiple headlines outside my area as a legal generalist — still a lawyer, not a spy! — but all offroad adventures are marked with an asterisk. Okay, I think that’s about it for the disclaimers. Onward to the news!

On Russia With News:

It has been an absolutely bonkers week yet again on the Trump Tells Us About Trump and Russia front, and it can be really hard to keep up with the constant updates. Here’s a Biggest Hits list for those playing the home game.

The Biggest Leaker.* Trump apparently shared classified information with the Russian delegation when he met with them last week. This is extra bad, by the way, because the sensitive information is believed to have come from Israel and now may reach Iran (which is an enemy state of Israel, but an ally of Russia). But also, there is documentation from Comey that Trump asked him to ‘let [the Russia investigation] go,” which is not exactly great optics. Oh, and Putin offered to release the exact content of Trump’s meeting to Congress, because of course he did. I’m glad someone is enjoying themselves.
Special Investigator Special. In a rare show of caring what the public wants, the Justice Department responded to the bombshells above by appointing special counsel to oversee the Russia investigation. The person tapped was Robert Mueller, a career prosecutor who served as FBI Director for thirteen years under Dubbya and Obama. He is widely regarded as an extremely seasoned and nonpartisan professional, and it seems likely he will do an excellent job. Unsurprisingly, this appointment came from Rosenstein, not Sessions, and it’s rumored he barely even gave notice to the administration before the announcement. Meanwhile, the administration is already coming up with ways to impede him.
James Comey and the Undying Russia Investigation.* Comey may not be head of the Russia investigation anymore, but he sure still is in the news a bunch. He’s been invited to testify in both Senate and House investigative hearings, and though he declined to testify immediately it does look like he will eventually do so. Also, there’s still a bunch of news around whose idea it was to fire him. Oh, and Trump apparently told Russia that it “relieved pressure” to have him fired (and called him “a real nutjob”).
More Republican Weirdness. House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy was caught on tape opining to various Republicans that Trump is on Russia’s payroll, which Paul Ryan first denied and then explained was clearly a joke (because people follow up their jocularity with the words “swear to God” all the time, amirite?). Also, House investigative committee leader Jason Chaffetz announced he was resigning effective late June. He did this literally a day after inviting Comey to testify, which is baffling to say the least, and who only knows what’s going to happen to the House investigation as a result. Oh, and it also came out that Flynn told the Trump transition team he was under investigation as a lobbyist for Turkey weeks before the inauguration.
“Person of Interest” Mystery Investigation.* We also learned this week that activities of an unnamed current White House official are being monitored by the probe because this person is a ‘person of interest’. There’s some speculation that the person identified might be Jared Kushner, but no official word has been given. Presumably we’ll either hear more in the next few days, or the next news will come out after the top officials are done touring abroad.

Your “Normal” Weird:

Avocado Toast Housing. Apparently some rich guy in Australia made a point of going off about how millennials are buying $19 avocado toast instead of housing and this is why millennial homeowners aren’t a thing. The Internet’s response was swift and merciless. Also, when even the Washington Post is reporting on how cold your hot take was, you know you probably said something really asinine.
Trump’s Middle Eastern (Orb) Adventures. Trump is traveling abroad for the next week or so, and his first stop was Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. After concerning a lot of people with a broad array of business deals and ill-advised comments (including selling $110 billion in arms to Saudi Arabia and receiving massive donations to Ivanka’s women’s fund), Trump… touched an orb? I dunno, y’all, it was super weird even with more context about the ceremony it was used for, and the Internet is having a field day. Anyway, his next stop is Israel, where he refuses to go to Masada after being told he couldn’t land his helicopter on ancient ruins. Unsurprisingly, the leaks about how foreign dignitaries are being prepped are deeply embarrassing.
Julian Assange is Unfortunately Relevant. As much as I don’t enjoy reporting on the misogynistic piece of work who founded Wikileaks pretty much ever, Sweden dropped the sexual assault investigation against Julian Assange this week. Officials stated the decision was made because it’s impossible to properly serve or charge him while he remains holed up in an Ecuadorian embassy. That said, though, London could still bring charges or extradite him to the US, so he’s probably not going anywhere. Also, the investigation could be potentially reopened if he moved back within Sweden’s grasp. So it’s not exactly the exoneration he’s claiming it is.

The Bad:

Trump’s First Education Budget. The Washington Post has previewed documents outlining Trump’s first proposed education budget, and it sucks exactly as much as you expect. In addition to placing way too much emphasis on school choice, the budget also ends public service loan forgiveness and cuts hundreds of millions of dollars in funding for school mental health services, after-school programs, advanced coursework, and who only knows what else. It does not, however, change special education budgeting, presumably because he hasn’t gotten to that part yet. An official release of the previewed documents is expected on Tuesday as part of a much larger budget plan.
Net Neutrality Threatened.* The FCC voted to roll back net neutrality regulations from the Obama era this week. This is good news for the cable industry, but likely bad news for most consumers, and it’s looking likely that Congress will end up involved. The FCC vote marks the likely beginning of a much longer process, and we can probably expect to hear much more about net neutrality in the coming months.
Black Lives Still Matter. It’s been another rough week in white supremacist violence. First and foremost, Richard Collins III, a 23-year-old lieutenant and member of ROTC due to graduate, was stabbed to death in an apparent hate crime on Saturday. Police have apprehended and charged a local suspect with first-degree murder based on video footage of the attack. The suspect was a member of a facebook group called “Alt-Reich Nation,” and police are saying the attack was unprovoked — the victim and assailant didn’t even know each other. Also, House Rep Al Green (D-Tx) received multiple lynching threats after calling for Trump’s impeachment on the House floor this week.

The Good:

First Transgender Hate Crime Federally Enforced. The first federal case prosecuted as a hate crime due to the victim’s gender identity reached sentencing this week. The defendant, who was charged with first-degree murder of his ex-girlfriend, was sentenced to forty-nine years incarceration. Though it’s cold comfort for the victim’s family, the successful prosecution of the crime as a hate crime is a significant step towards ending high rates of violence against trans women, especially trans women of color, and the unique dangers that the facts of the case themselves highlight.
Airport Showdown Showdown. This story is so incredibly unreal that I still can’t believe I’m not making it up. The North West Immigrant Rights Project, a Seattle-based nonprofit that specializes in protecting the rights of immigrants, brought the Department of Justice to court this week over a cease-and-desist letter it received in early April. The letter threatened disciplinary action for the nonprofit’s representation of immigrant populations — more specifically, for assisting people detained in airports until they were released. The Department of Justice cited a 2008 policy designed to protect immigrant populations from predatory notario fraud, which NWIRP has been exempt from since 2008 because it doesn’t collect any money from its clients and is a freaking nonprofit founded to protect immigrant rights. This story wound up in the ‘good news’ column because the federal district court judge was about as impressed by this as I am and granted NWIRP a temporary restraining order the same day it was argued. In his decision, the judge extended the TRO to the Department of Justice nationally, so that they can’t try this tactic again in another jurisdiction.
Travel Ban Arguments. In what I’m sure is just a coincidence, Seattle is also where arguments are being heard this week about the constitutionality of Trump’s second travel ban executive order. The 9th circuit court is considering the government’s appeal of the federal district court case in Hawai’i from March. No judgment has been issued yet, but it will likely come out in the next week or two.

I do have a couple of pieces of News Roundup news this week, which is below; other than that, we’ve reached the end of this past week’s news. I hope. But this week upcoming week is looking incredibly full of stuff as well, so expect a long summary this time next week as well!

National News Roundup news of note:

National News Roundup is being moved to a Monday release (on purpose and consistently, as opposed to on occasion and in a haphazard fashion). This is in part because news cycles have become extremely accelerated, and the weekend has stopped being a slow point in the news cycle; it’s also partially to accommodate my work on the Activism Newsletter (which you should check out as well, if you want suggestions on how to react to the news you read here!).

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National News Roundup: Week 14 (April 23–29)

May 2, 2017 Kara HurvitzLeave a comment

My friends, we have seen a very elusive creature this past week — the fabled good news cycle. In particular, we saw some significant strides on both the investigation into collusion and protecting vulnerable immigrant populations. Although we also saw a lot of deeply weird stuff. I guess that’s what happens when you drink unicorn frappuccinos for good luck.

Standard standing reminders apply: I am no journalist, though I play one in your inbox or browser, so I generally only summarize news in my area of expertise. This week does contain a few headlines outside my expertise, but all my off-road adventures will be marked with asterisks. Onto the news!

The Weird:

Visit Historic National Treasure Mar-A-Lago. The state Department took it upon itself to promote Mar-a-Lago this week in a blog post. While the implication that Mar-a-Lago is an embassy to a foreign state is amusing, yet another official government endorsement of a Trump product really, really isn’t, and the State Department was forced to take it down. At least one ethics complaint has also been filed.
Ivanka’s Adventures in Germany. Ivanka took a trip to Berlin this week, and it did not go well for her. While Germans booing her opinion of her father isn’t exactly surprising — they’ve been letting us know their opinion of the Trumps for months now — I do want to know why she was visiting in the first place. What is her title again (besides Walking Conflict of Interests #2)? And what was she doing there? Was this some kind of weird Send the Blonde Jew to Germany ambassador program?
The Flynn Story Somehow Got Sketchier.* I know, I know, I didn’t think that was possible either. But it did! He apparently was informed that he was not permitted to receive foreign moneys years ago, which he obviously decided was optional, and the Oversight Committee is now saying he may have broken the law. A Pentagon investigation has been launched on the topic, and Sessions has said he is going nowhere near it (which I think we can all agree is for the best).
Dog and Warhawk Show.* Trump called the entire Senate to the White House to discuss North Korea this week, but rumors of a war briefing were greatly exaggerated. Also, apparently Trump himself was only present for about 14 minutes, which gives you some idea of how important he finds the whole thing. Despite this, a North Korean missile test later in the week ended in failure. All in all, there’s been a lot of sound and fury but not a lot of movement on this front, which is probably the best we can hope for right now.
Correspondence Dinner Without Correspondence. Well, okay, that’s not fully true, strictly speaking — comedian Hasan Minhaj had plenty to say. But he had to say it without Trump present, because Trump was busy deriding the media in Pennsylvania instead of attending. In fact, the entire White House staff skipped the event, which is unprecedented (and Trump’s absence marks the first time a President has declined to attend in almost fifty years). This kind of petty snubbing reflects the administration’s extreme derision for the press in general, and is both unsurprising and unsettling.

The Bad:

Obstructionist White House Blues.* In true Uncooperative Jackass form, the White House is refusing to cooperate with the Oversight Committee’s request for documents on Flynn. The committee is being careful not to call it obstruction (even though it totally is, and pretty blatantly at that), which is not exactly encouraging. I’ve heard some people claiming this means the investigation is dead in the water, but I think that’s an overstatement — especially with testimony scheduled regarding Flynn’s ties to Russia next week.
There is a VOICE And I Must Scream. This week Kelly went ahead and rolled out VOICE, the office for victims of crimes committed by immigrants that is mentioned in one of the executive orders. Democrats are uniformly (and correctly) noting that the office is invasive garbage, and lots of citizens are venting their spleens in the most creative way possible — more on that below.
Death of Taxes. Trump released a mess of papers he generously calls a tax plan this week, and it’s exactly as terrible as you expected it to be. Seriously, imagine the worst tax plan you possibly can. Okay, are you holding that half-formed tangle of bad policy in your mind? Congratulations, it’s still better than this tax plan. About the best thing I can say about it is that it’s probably not especially relevant, for reasons I’ll discuss below.

The Good:

Sanctuary Preserved (For Now). In what I would characterize as the biggest news of the week, a federal district court judge issued an injunction against the government regarding its threat to cut funding for sanctuary jurisdictions. Just like with the other two court cases, it’s a temporary injunction rather than a permanent ban, and just like in the other two, the court cited public statements made by officials in its rationale. That said, the judge did make perfectly clear that there are serious potential constitutional problems with the order. The decision is extra exciting because it marks the fourth piece of the immigration executive orders to go into limbo indefinitely, following the travel ban, funding for the wall, and the reports that would identify sanctuary jurisdictions in the first place.
I’d Like To Report a UFO. Fed up with VOICE’s role within the propaganda machine, activists have started calling the hotline number to report criminal aliens like Darth Maul and Invader Zim. The effort was apparently sufficiently successful to jam up the phone lines, which are no longer working properly. Though this is a particularly clever form of activism, it goes in the ‘good’ column because the VOICE program is exploitative and dangerous, and gumming up its wheels for any length of time should be celebrated.
No One Likes AHCA, Apparently Including Congress. Attempts to revive the AHCA this week failed miserably, in part because it’s still a fetid cesspool of a policy and in part because it became known that Congress was exempting itself from having to follow it. It remains to be seen whether they’ll try to revive this bill a third time. I doubt it will give the policy any charm.
Bizarrely Productive Voting Happened: Despite threats to the contrary, Congress managed to vote to avoid shutdown on Friday. Then they voted on a more long-term budgetary plan on Sunday, and it was deeply impressive just how much the King of Negotiation failed to successfully negotiate. There’s no funding for the wall, domestic spending increased, Planned Parenthood funding remains, the EPA’s funding goes down only 1%, and military spending fell far short of Trump’s proposal. The whole thing was so unapologetically against Trump’s agenda that I’m honestly kind of wondering where they put the hidden catch. But for now, I’m going to turn off that part of my brain and celebrate how uncannily non-damaging this week has turned out to be! I encourage you to do the same, but save some of the ice cream in the freezer — I suspect we’re going to need it later.