Year 9, Weeks 8-9 (March 9-22)


I won’t lie, I was tempted to just use last cycle’s intro again this time–but if I said “This news cycle, ho boy” every time it was true, I would never write a new intro ever again. Suffice to say, this cycle is not better than the last.

Standard and new reminders apply: we may be starting my ninth year of journalism, but I summarize news within my areas of expertise. NNR summaries often contain some detailed analysis that’s outside my expertise–I’m a lawyer, not a Tesla salesperson!–but all offroad adventures are marked with an asterisk. We’re still playing around with formatting and frequency as I navigate two healing ribs and all of the everything.  And, of course, for the law things that are within my lane, I’m offering context that shouldn’t be considered legal advice. Okay, I think that’s about it for the disclaimers.  Onward to the news!     


Spills in Aisle 47:

I continue to struggle with how to even divide things up into buckets, because it all feels like one fetid mass of Authoritarian Actions.  Here are the main lowlights from the last few weeks to know:


Since this administration doesn’t (yet) work in a vacuum, no matter how much they clearly want to, there are some Capitol Hill Dales stories too. Here’s what I have for you: 


The Latest Spring Fashy:


Silver Linings:


So that’s what I have for you, and it was definitely more than enough. For making it through, you deserve this happy little dog and a less corrupt government.  I’ll be back next time with more and improved news, and I hope you will be back as well–but in the meantime, feel free to ping the National News Roundup ask box, which is there for your constructive comments.  Send me questions! Send me feedback! Send me coffee because we’re running out!

Year 9, Weeks 5-7 (February 16–March 8)


This news cycle, ho boy. Every advocate I know, including me, needs to nap for about a week–and we haven’t even hit 60 days yet. I’ve done my best to pare down the last few weeks into a manageable amount of material, but the news is still a drink from a filthy firehose. I guess this is our new normal, but this normal is defective; I wish we could all send it back for a refund.

Standard and new reminders apply: we may be starting my ninth year of journalism, but I summarize news within my areas of expertise. NNR summaries often contain some detailed analysis that’s outside my expertise–I’m a lawyer, not a government agency!–but all offroad adventures are marked with an asterisk. We’re still playing around with formatting and frequency as I navigate two healing ribs and all of the everything.  And, of course, for the law things that are within my lane, I’m offering context that shouldn’t be considered legal advice. Okay, I think that’s about it for the disclaimers.  Onward to the news!     


Spills in Aisle 47:

It still isn’t fully clear how all the different heads of this hydra are working together, though they all seem dedicated to blowing things up as much as possible.  That said, after seven weeks, some trends are starting to emerge.  DOGE gets to be the HR financiers from hell, while 47 and the MAGA crew do all the things that make the rest of the world hate us. Vance does… insulting Republicans, I guess? Meanwhile, anything that sounds both competent and evil probably came from Vought and the Project 2025 team. With all of that in mind, we’re just going to summarize the whole gestapo gestalt as Authoritarian Actions for now.  Here are the main lowlights from the last few weeks to know:


Since this administration doesn’t (yet) work in a vacuum, no matter how much they clearly want to, there are some Capitol Hill Dales stories too. Here’s what I have for you: 


The Latest Fashy:


Silver Linings:


So that’s what I have for you, and it was definitely more than enough. For making it through, you deserve this curious kitten and a more functional government.  I’ll be back next time with more and improved news, and I hope you will be back as well–but in the meantime, feel free to ping the National News Roundup ask box, which is there for your constructive comments.  Send me questions! Send me feedback! Send me more hours in the day!

Year 9, Rest of Month 1 (January 27-February 15)


Hello, and welcome to my latest NNR/health compromise! Many folks reading this likely already know that I slipped on some black ice and broke two ribs earlier this week (and yes, it’s about as fun as it sounds). But way, way too much is going on for me to do nothing. Thus I present: The Year 9, Month 1 lightning round!

There are a lot of developing stories to keep track of right now, and many of them have common themes. We’re going to spend a few minutes on each story I’m tracking–mostly involving health, civil rights, and dismantling of government–so that it’s easier to see the overall picture. It’s an experiment, so please let me know if it’s useful!


Tracking Threads:


So that’s the lightning news, and I’m sorry, there are still no news refunds. For making it through, you deserve this science ferret and a more functional government.  I’ll be back next time, hopefully with the full news, and I hope you will be back as well–but in the meantime, feel free to ping the National News Roundup ask box, which is there for your constructive comments.  Send me questions! Send me feedback! Send me a speedy recovery time!

Year 9, Week 1 (January 21-26)


I’ve heard a lot of people describe the past week as an intentional shock doctrine campaign, and frankly, that’s a good framing for what just happened. We had such a barrage of the everything that I want to give people some grounding and context–while I definitely won’t be able to put out the NNR weekly, we’re doing back-to-back summaries for Week 1. Frankly, this week needs it.

Standard standing reminders still apply: we may be starting my ninth year of journalism, but I summarize news within my areas of expertise. NNR summaries often contain some detailed analysis that’s outside my expertise–I’m a lawyer, not a federal employee!–but all offroad adventures are marked with an asterisk. And, of course, for the things that are within my lane, I’m offering context that shouldn’t be considered legal advice. Okay, I think that’s about it for the disclaimers.  Onward to the news!     


Spills in Aisle 47:

Things are chaotic and scary enough that for the foreseeable future, we’re going to give Presidential Project 2025 actions their own section.  Expect this category to cover everything implementing Project 2025 from executive orders to memoranda to, y’know, general cheeto overflow. 


The Latest Fashy:


Silver Linings:


So that’s what I have for you, and I’m sorry, there are still no news refunds.
For making it through, you deserve these beach buddies and a more functional government.  I’ll be back next time with more and improved news, and I hope you will be back as well–but in the meantime, feel free to ping the National News Roundup ask box, which is there for your constructive comments.  Send me questions! Send me feedback! Send me more hours in the day!

Year 9, Week 0 (January 20)


Hello again, folks–and welcome back to Some Sort of Version of the NNR. I won’t claim I’m back to full health, but we’re beginning another era of dark ages and I believe it’s very important for folks to stay informed. We have more of a pause point on Day 1 than I expected, but there is still a fair amount to go over, so we’re back today as (somewhat) planned, Expect the formatting and frequency to shift around a bit as I find a new rhythm that works while I’m healing, but rest assured, I’m here.

Standard standing reminders still apply: we may be starting my ninth year of journalism, but I summarize news within my areas of expertise. NNR summaries often contain some detailed analysis that’s outside my expertise–I’m a lawyer, not a Nazi sympathizer!–but all offroad adventures are marked with an asterisk. And, of course, for the things that are within my lane, I’m offering context that shouldn’t be considered legal advice. Okay, I think that’s about it for the disclaimers.  Onward to the news!     


Spills in Aisle 47:

We’ve been prepping for Day 1 for some time, at least at my office, so it seems particularly important to report on what Day 1 (and immediate subsequent days) have and will bring.


The Latest Fashy:


Silver Linings:

  • Stirrings of Lawsuits. The new administration may not have hit the ground running, but its opposition certainly did. Three different groups are already suing the Department of Government Efficiency for being, y’know, extra-governmental. It will be interesting to see what happens with this, and frankly it’s a decent test balloon since it doesn’t have anyone’s personal liberty or safety riding on it.

So that’s what I have for you, and I’m sorry, there are still no news refunds. For making it through, you deserve this signing Corgi and a more functional government.  I’ll be back next time with more and improved news, and I hope you will be back as well–but in the meantime, feel free to ping the National News Roundup ask box, which is there for your constructive comments.  Send me questions! Send me feedback! Send me suggestions for the new format!

Year 8, Weeks 29-31 (August 4-24)


Folks, thank you for your patience while I juggle being lifed in the face – we’re going with a sort of roundup lite this week, because I don’t want to delay indefinitely but nor am I up to full speed. Please feel free to reach out if you have questions about the abbreviated stories in this roundup! It’s my hope that I’ll be able to keep more balls in the air moving forward by the next cycle; in the meantime, the news sure does just keep going.

Standard standing reminders still apply: we may be into my eighth year of journalism, but I summarize news within my areas of expertise. NNR summaries often contain some detailed analysis that’s outside my expertise–I’m a lawyer, not a convention!–but all offroad adventures are marked with an asterisk. And, of course, for the things that are within my lane, I’m offering context that shouldn’t be considered legal advice. Okay, I think that’s about it for the disclaimers.  Onward to the news!     


Cleanup in Aisle 45:

By far, the biggest news stories this cycle are in the Election Et Cetera section. Here are the main highlights (and lowlights) to know:


Meanwhile, we did have a few Capitol Hill Dales stories too. Here’s what I have for you:


Your Regularly-Scheduled “Normal”:


The Bad:


The Good:


So that’s what I have for you, and I’m sorry, there are still no news refunds.
For making it through, you deserve this grooving owl and a more functional government.  I’ll be back next time with more and improved news, and I hope you will be back as well–but in the meantime, feel free to ping the National News Roundup ask box, which is there for your constructive comments.  Send me questions! Send me feedback! Send me fewer life items in my face!

Year 8, Weeks 25-26 (July 7-20)


Rumors of a return to the traditional NNR format this month were apparently greatly exaggerated, because everything stayed way too off-the-wall to summarize normally. This has been a fast-paced and impressively rough news cycle for national news, but I’m feeling a bit more centered and a bit less dire as I type this. How is everyone else doing?

Standard standing reminders still apply: we may be into my eighth year of journalism, but I summarize news within my areas of expertise. NNR summaries often contain some detailed analysis that’s outside my expertise–I’m a lawyer, not an electoral candidate!–but all offroad adventures are marked with an asterisk. And, of course, for the things that are within my lane, I’m offering context that shouldn’t be considered legal advice. Okay, I think that’s about it for the disclaimers.  Onward to the news!     


Cleanup in Aisle 45:

We continued to have a wild ride in the Election Et Cetera section this cycle for both electoral camps. Here’s what has happened since last time:


Your Regularly-Scheduled “Normal”:


Looking Ahead:


So that’s what I have for you, and I think we can agree that it was more than enough. For making it through, you deserve this Dumpling romp and a more functional government.  I’ll be back next time with more restructured and improved news, and I hope you will be back as well–but in the meantime, feel free to ping the National News Roundup ask box, which is there for your constructive comments.  Send me questions! Send me feedback! Send me more hours in the day!

Year 8, Weeks 22-24 (June 16 – July 6)


Folks, I won’t sugarcoat it: This is a deeply disturbing time to work in public policy. However, since I do in fact work in public policy, I want to spend this cycle giving more details and context for the many policy twists and turns of the last few weeks. We’ll return to our traditional format later this month. In the meantime, if you have questions about the material I’m covering today, or news in general, my ask box remains open.

Standard standing reminders still apply: we may be into my eighth year of journalism, but I summarize news within my areas of expertise. NNR summaries often contain some detailed analysis that’s outside my expertise–I’m a lawyer, not a SCOTUS case!–but all offroad adventures are marked with an asterisk. And, of course, for the things that are within my lane, I’m offering context that shouldn’t be considered legal advice. Okay, I think that’s about it for the disclaimers.  Onward to the news!     


Cleanup in Aisle 45:

Things took a wild turn in the Election Et Cetera section this cycle, as Biden’s abysmal debate performance basically threw the party into disarray and Trump’s immunity case caused chaos as well. Here’s some explanation of those two fronts:


Unpacking the SCOTUS Barrage:


Looking Ahead:

  • Coming Down the Pike.  I also want to draw attention to a few cases that SCOTUS agreed to hear next session that I think might be impacted by the stuff I wrote about above.  SCOTUS plans to hear the Tennessee ban on gender affirming care for minors gender affirming care in the fall, which is an Equal Protection case but may be impacted by some of the Chevron mess (because the court may opine on definitions of ‘sex discrimination’ that are rooted in law and regulation).  I also think the Chevron repeal, in conjunction with the SEC case, may impact the FDA e-cigarette decision case they agreed to hear – though I do have colleagues who disagree with me on that one, because the 2008 Tobacco Control Act provides explicit authority to the FDA. (Frankly, I just don’t think we can trust this court to stay on the rails for basically anything.) Obviously, the Corner Post case paves the way for all kinds of frivolous forced birth lawsuits – we might see something work its way up to SCOTUS extra quickly, the way we saw with Idaho v. United States and EMTALA preemption this year.  And of course, though I can’t predict what exactly Trump is likely to wave under their noses between now and January 1, I wouldn’t bet against him filing something regarding one of his billion cases.

So that’s what I have for you, and I’m sorry, there are no news refunds even when we’re doing election and SCOTUS deep dives. For making it through, you deserve this duck grooming video and a more functional government.  I’ll be back next time with your regular news structure, and I hope you will be back as well–but in the meantime, feel free to ping the National News Roundup ask box, which is there for your constructive comments.  Send me questions! Send me feedback! Send me a better Supreme Court!

Year 8, Weeks 20-21 (June 2-15)


Much like last cycle, this news cycle is marked by a great number of significant court cases. Thankfully, fewer of them involve day-glo despots this time – but there’s still a lot to know.

Standard standing reminders still apply: we may be into my eighth year of journalism, but I summarize news within my areas of expertise. NNR summaries often contain some detailed analysis that’s outside my expertise–I’m a lawyer, not a SCOTUS case!–but all offroad adventures are marked with an asterisk. And, of course, for the things that are within my lane, I’m offering context that shouldn’t be considered legal advice. Okay, I think that’s about it for the disclaimers.  Onward to the news!     


Cleanup in Aisle 45:

After a brief moment of schadenfreude, we’re back to your regularly-scheduled horrorshow in the Election Et Cetera section. Here’s what has happened since last time:

  • Using His Johnson. Unsurprisingly, given the past cycle’s conviction, Trump was in the news this cycle for telling Speaker of the House Mike Johnson to fix his conviction.  In apparent deference to the demand, Johnson announced “a three-prong approach” to tanking the justice system. As a first step, the House held Attorney General Merrick Garland in contempt by a narrow vote because he refused to turn over tapes of Biden’s special counsel interview.  (For those of you playing the home game, I’ll remind you that Trump currently has a live SCOTUS case where he’s arguing that he has full immunity from criminal prosecution because he’s a former President, despite pressuring Merrick to ignore his literal job requirement to respect Presidential privilege once it’s invoked by the current President.)  And in the return summer hit nobody one asked for, Trump once again signaled that he plans to jail political opponents upon return to the White House.

Meanwhile, Capitol Hill Dales stories were more international. Here’s what I have for you: 

  • The Rest of the Capitol News.  Probably the biggest federal news this week is that the U.N Security Council passed a U.S.-drafted ceasefire resolution, which the U.S. says Israel authorizes.  The news comes as Netanyahu’s cabinet member and political rival Benny Ganz resigns from both the cabinet and his coalition in protest of how Netanyahu is handling the war efforts.  In more domestic news, Hunter Biden was also found guilty of gun-related federal charges this cycle, and the ACLU is suing the Biden administration over its new (and probably illegal) asylum restrictions.

Your New Normal:

  • Health News Mini-Roundup. This cycle was a bit of a mixed bag for health news. The Southern Baptist convention announced this cycle that they want us all to be pro-life, but not like that, as they formally opposed in-vitro fertilization. In said announcement, they recommended that infertile people in their church should adopt frozen embryos instead of using it. (Folks, I seriously cannot make this stuff up.) The Senate GOP apparently agreed, as they tanked a bill protecting IVF, and the House similarly tanked a federal bill that would protect access to contraceptives. Meanwhile, the FDA reversed its 2022 ban on Juul products, which it wasn’t enforcing anyway. And health advisories are being issued in many places as most of the U.S. fields a dangerous heat wave this week and next.

The Bad:


The Good:


So that’s what I have for you, and I’m sorry, there are no news refunds. For making it through, you deserve this successful doggo rehab and a more functional government.  I’ll be back next time with more restructured and improved news, and I hope you will be back as well–but in the meantime, feel free to ping the National News Roundup ask box, which is there for your constructive comments.  Send me questions! Send me feedback! Send me a better heat tolerance!

Year 8, Weeks 18-19 (May 19 – June 1)


Friends, I’m sure most of you have probably already heard the biggest story of this cycle by now – but we can go through all of it again anyway. Have a little schadenfreude, as a treat.

Standard standing reminders still apply: I may be starting my eighth year of journalism, but I summarize news within my areas of expertise. NNR summaries often contain some detailed analysis that’s outside my expertise–I’m a lawyer, not a criminal trial!–but all offroad adventures are marked with an asterisk. And, of course, for the things that are within my lane, I’m offering context that shouldn’t be considered legal advice. Okay, I think that’s about it for the disclaimers.  Onward to the news!   


Cleanup in Aisle 45:

We do have both Trump Court Cases and Trump’s Horrifying Stumping stories in the Election Et Cetera column this cycle, though of course his conviction looms the largest. Here’s what has happened since last time:


In contrast, the Capitol Hill Dales stories were relatively minor. Here’s what I have for you: 


Your New Normal:

  • My Wife Likes Flags. This cycle saw yet another Supreme Court ethics scandal, this time centering around Justice Alito flying not one, but two different insurrectionist flags on his properties over multiple years. Alito then refused to recuse himself from the Jan 6 cases currently before SCOTUS, responding to Democrats’ demands with an obnoxious letter that basically boiled down to “My wife likes flags, and anyway you can’t make me.” (Ethics experts had some good commentary on the letter; on X, a New York University Law professor rightfully describes said letter as “trolling us.”) Then Chief Justice Roberts, not to be outdone, refused to meet with Democrats about the very real ethics problems he has with several justices on his bench. Folks, I don’t think most outlets reporting on this are really capturing just how bad it is, so I want to take a few minutes to unpack it. Alito himself mentions in his letter that the standard here is whether impartiality might be reasonably questioned. This is because modern judicial conduct codes are designed to capture even activity that gives off an appearance of impropriety, whether or not impropriety is actually occurring. In other words, the point isn’t whether he has an opinion about insurrection (although yeah, he probably does support it), because it’s a problem if anyone even thinks he has an opinion about insurrection. And Alito is out here arguing that yeah, he was pulled over with an open handle of vodka sitting next to him in the cup holder, and yeah, he was captured on camera going 80 down the highway, but it was his wife’s cupholder, and she has the right to drink vodka while he goes 80 down the highway, so how dare anybody question his driving and he’s definitely not going to stop doing it.

The Bad:


The Good:

  • Wu Tang World Premier. The world’s most expensive album — sold to Martin Shkreli in 2015 for $2M, seized by the U.S. government in his trial, and eventually sold off as an NFT for $4M — has been loaned out to the Museum of Old and New Art in Australia. The museum plans to play it for the public twice daily for nine straight days, from June 15 to 24. This will be the first time this album, called “Once Upon a Time in Shaolin,” has ever been played in public at all. It’s a fascinating development in what is a fascinating piece of musical history in its own right.

So that’s what I have for you, and let’s all be glad it’s not worse. For still reading these roundups, you deserve this doggo pool exit and a more functional government.  I’ll be back next time with more restructured and improved news, and I hope you will be back as well–but in the meantime, feel free to ping the National News Roundup ask box, which is there for your constructive comments.  Send me questions! Send me feedback! Send me more hours in the day!